fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

I GET SO AWKWARD WHEN THE LITTLE 9 YEAR OLDS ASK ME WHERE’S FUCK FATE THO LIKE SHUSH LITTLE MINI NO SWEARING

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

I GET SO AWKWARD WHEN THE LITTLE 9 YEAR OLDS ASK ME WHERE’S FUCK FATE THO LIKE SHUSH LITTLE MINI NO SWEARING

Reblogged from fishingboatproceeds

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.

This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Reblogged from noottersontheflightdeck

win-cestj2:

rosworms:

castielsconvictions:

thewincestpope:


Oh Jared… [x]

also I really wish I could see the rest of what he wrote below…I am guessing it says “This is un fucking believable” or something…

Can we just appreciate the absolute gem that is Jared Padalecki? I know “actors are people too” but I just really love watching him get pissed about shit I get pissed about.

wait, did ATT cut him off because he fucking travels too much while using the phone he paid for????

I’m laughing so hard,

win-cestj2:

rosworms:

castielsconvictions:

thewincestpope:

Oh Jared… [x]

also I really wish I could see the rest of what he wrote below…I am guessing it says “This is un fucking believable” or something…

Can we just appreciate the absolute gem that is Jared Padalecki?
I know “actors are people too” but I just really love watching him get pissed about shit I get pissed about.

wait, did ATT cut him off because he fucking travels too much while using the phone he paid for????

I’m laughing so hard,

Reblogged from raggedybowtiesandfezzes

cacatuasulphureacitrinocristata:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.